I feel I should preface this by saying that this did not happen to me recently, but has happened in the past.
Although, Blue Hat was fairly recent.
So, you meet a guy, you hit it off, things are going well.
Unless of course, you’re me, and you meet a guy you actually like, you hit it off, and he tells you-after you’ve spent the entire evening talking, laughing, and dancing-that he has a “long distance acquaintance” in Boston.
But he, whose name, by the way, is Blue Hat-is not the point of this story.
So, back to the guy. You know, the one you’ve been seeing. It’s been a few weeks or so, you have long talks about things, and you’re getting to know one another. Somehow it comes up that someday you eventually want to get married and have kids.
What all men need to understand, is that while most of us women probably do want to get married and have kids, we don’t necessarily want to do those things with you.
We barely know you.
For all we know at this point, you can’t cook and you don’t do your own laundry.
Maybe in the summer you wear those high socks that come up to mid-calf. (Hi Dad)
Both deal breakers, by the way.
The point is, there’s still a lot of “must haves” to cover and you’ve got a lot more wining and dining to do before we ever consider marrying you.
We’re simply telling you that’s where our lives our headed, so that if perhaps you have no interest in getting married or having children, we’d rather know now.
Pardon us for not wanting to waste our (or your) time.
But unfortunately it seems that what
boys men hear is "PLEASE MARRY ME!!! PLEASE!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!”
You should be so lucky.